The Chapter of the Chads
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The Based Chads exist in a parallel universe where space and time merge strangely, beautifully and, of course, most chaddily… Through rigorous training in physics and mathematics, incredible regimes in physical discipline and years in the deepest meditation states, the Based Chads have learned some of existence’s most awesome and inspiring secrets. Chad Legend states that, while studying the fundamental principles of finance and computer science, the Most Based Chad discovered a new economy - one to empower the people and dismantle the physical world’s corrupt systems of old… Dismounting his trusty steed, Tyrus the Shark God, the Most Based Chad left his home in the 10th dimension and incarnated into our physical reality. Once he arrived, he put his theoretical economy to the test… Earth witnessed the birth of Bitcoin and its inhabitants celebrated Satoshi Nakamoto, unaware the name was but code for the quest of the Most Based Chad. His machinations set in motion, the Most Based Chad let out a most chaddish roar. And from the furthest corners of the metaverse, the drumming of chadsteps rang deep…
Chads from Cherry Blossom City, the Temples of Annu, the Made-it Mansions, Blessed Beach, Forest of Souls, City of Ra and Long Wang Settlement dropped their books, weights and protein shakers, abandoning grueling chaddification regimes to materialize on Earth and participate in the economic plot of their Most Chaddy of Chads. Though of course, many Chads have many motives… The Long Wang Chads sought simply to create endless ShitCoins and ruthlessly rug-pull all who crossed their path. Minds poisoned by potential for centralization, they asserted dominance over Earth’s humans with nefariously extricated funds to fuel nefarious dark web activities, hire scammers and hack DeFi liquidity pools. However, these misguided Chads did not represent the ideals of the Most Based… Chads from almost every Order - from Blessed Beach to the Temples of Annu - stepped forward as pure beings who wanted nothing more than to bring economic ecstasy to man- and Chadkind alike. These Chads, following the decree of their Most Based leader, created trusted DeFi projects with solid fundamentals, channeling their renowned dedication in training into the continual improvement of these protocols. They used the ETH generated from their initial ventures to buy dips (and often peaks, for Chads are most reactive sorts), pump meme coins and fuel the economic rocket ship decreed to them by the Most Based Chad. Never resting in adding real-world and virtual utility to their projects, the Chads bestowed upon the metaverse truly lasting games designed to democratize wealth amongst man. The Most Based Chad observed the workings of his based brethren, and he was most chaddified…
All was going most chaddily until the Least Based Chad - that scheming, bordering-on-beta villain - completed his secret experiment. After siphoning funds from his broad web of nefarious operations and low-ranking members, he had finally assembled his Large Eth Collider. With his crude machine, the Least Based Chad intended to take two encrypted bits of ETH and collide them together at a speed greater than light itself. The machine pulsed with electrical power, its cryogenic cooling system whirred… The Least Based Chad could hardly contain his excitement as, with a devious smile and a prayer to the Lord of the Underworld, he activated the machine…
